Sunday, June 13, 2010

An Open Letter To The Easton Author, Bret Easton Ellis, June 13, 2010

Dear Bret:

You know it's me. I've been around in hiding since 1987 when you published that cameo of my nickname The Handsome Dunce in the sensory deprivation tank, the Camden College Pub. You called me a 'Blond-Tan-Good-Body-Stupid-Goon' (pp234-236) I am not that and never was that. However, I am more than that and wonder why you didn't say so in the sequel, Imperial Bedrooms (June 15 2010).

Are you trying to preserve this ignominious portrait of a Great Intellect, the Moi Guy, me myself and?

Are you afraid to emerge the real and the imagined?

Are you making up rules of attraction for the Imperial Bedroom?

What about my Imperial Bedroom in Booth House in the Fall of 1985?

May your new book Disappear Here. And there and Everywhere. (All Rights Reserved 2010)

Thank you.

The Handsome Dunce of Camden College Fame!
Cameo Star in 'The Rules of Attraction' by Bret Easton Ellis

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The Imperial Bedrooms

The Imperial Bedrooms are the subject of The Easton Author's latest book (June 2010), the sequel to Less Than Zero. However there was an imperial bedroom never mentioned in his chronicle of Camden college, The Rules of Attraction- the one The Handsome Dunce entered in the Fall of 1985.

Read about it soon in The Handsome Dunce's own novel, The Fall of 1985, a misreading of The Easton Author's false chronicle.

Until then try out The Imperial Bedroom Within the Ratio.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=122338897807065

The Ratio: 3 to 1 girls to guys at Camden in The Fall of 1985.

Note:
The Easton Author left The Handsome Dunce out of the sequel Imperial Bedrooms as a vendetta to keep the imprint in the mind of his readers and my worldwide fans the 'Blond-tan-good-body-stupid-goon' image that has followed me since the release of The Rules of Attraction in 1987.